Once upon a time, lived two humans. One is a loner who doesn't like noise. This person spends the time alone, reading or writing. Oh, and is a dreamer too. The other one is so noisy and talks non-stop.
Someday, the first person had enough of the second person's jibberish. And said "OH God... Will you please just shut up?"
GOD : MORTAL!! YOU DO NOT COMMAND ME.
(WOW!!!) NO, no, this is not meant to you, this is just a phrase, what I really meant was "Oh... Please... Will you just please shut up".
GOD : Why did you use My name?
It's just like "OMG", people don't mean you, it's just an expression. I don't know how they came up with that "OH My God", probably because you're just like the condition people use "OMG" to. It's either mean awesome or surprisingly unbelievable, just like you. Upps... (I wish I didn't say that)
GOD : MORTAL!! AND YOUR EXCUSES.
Ouch... Why did you have to wake me up? I was talking to God in my dream and was about to ask him, "In Noah's Ark, did the God ask Noah to go to China to get panda, to Arctic Ocean to get polar bear, etc. Not to mention, if a White people have a child with a White people, you get White people, Black with Black will get a Black child, Asian with Asian will get Asian, etc. How come this world has so many races, while God only created two humans?
Friday, July 17, 2009
Questions I Wanted To Ask
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