Once upon a time, lived two humans. One is a loner who doesn't like noise. This person spends the time alone, reading or writing. Oh, and is a dreamer too. The other one is so noisy and talks non-stop.
Someday, the first person had enough of the second person's jibberish. And said "OH God... Will you please just shut up?"
GOD : MORTAL!! YOU DO NOT COMMAND ME.
(WOW!!!) NO, no, this is not meant to you, this is just a phrase, what I really meant was "Oh... Please... Will you just please shut up".
GOD : Why did you use My name?
It's just like "OMG", people don't mean you, it's just an expression. I don't know how they came up with that "OH My God", probably because you're just like the condition people use "OMG" to. It's either mean awesome or surprisingly unbelievable, just like you. Upps... (I wish I didn't say that)
GOD : MORTAL!! AND YOUR EXCUSES.
Ouch... Why did you have to wake me up? I was talking to God in my dream and was about to ask him, "In Noah's Ark, did the God ask Noah to go to China to get panda, to Arctic Ocean to get polar bear, etc. Not to mention, if a White people have a child with a White people, you get White people, Black with Black will get a Black child, Asian with Asian will get Asian, etc. How come this world has so many races, while God only created two humans?
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Friday, July 17, 2009
Questions I Wanted To Ask
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Expectations
Do you have a lot of expectations with you?
Do you have many things that you expect of yourself?
Do your parents believe in you?
Do others demand something from you?
Do you want someone to do something for you?
Can you do so many things at once?
Will you fulfil all your wishes?
Do you do as your parents want you to?
Do others happy with what you've done for them?
Does that someone give you what you want?
Do you feel disappointed when you don't meet your expectations?
Do your parents feel content? Or do they feel like they’re raising a bastard?
Do others think you are a disgrace?
Or you think others are?
If most of your answers are yes, you might need to stop or slow down a while. One of the best ways to be happy is to NOT expecting ANYTHING at all! Yeah, when you don't expect anything and you get something, that thing will feel marvellous.
You expect you'll get a good grade for your exam. And, wow, you did get a good one. So what? No surprise, you expected it, you knew you're going to get one or at least you felt like getting one. What if, you didn't? Yeah, you're shit!
You don't expect anything at all. And then, suddenly, wow, good grade, hahahaha, you feel like as if you don't need other things anymore. Okay, you didn't get a good one. So what? Whatever, it's not like you're hoping for a good one anyway.
Even better, you expect that you're so screwed, you think you did shit on the exam. Get a good result? It's a miracle, you literally feel like you can fly. You got a bad grade? Not a big deal, you knew this would happen.
So, don't expect anything, or preferable, keep your expectations so low that anything that will happen, is better than what you expected. Keep it to yourself, you don't want other do nothing for you and say "Hey, it's alright if it's that person, that person is a sad soul that doesn't expect anything, and will not be angry or disappointed".
P.S Don't complaint or blame others when you do whatever that's been suggested. You choose to not expect anything, feel free to kill yourself if you wreck your life. I don't hold any responsibility for whatever I've said or suggested as in Hollywood is not responsible for telling you "Believe ... and you can fly".
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